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missmara13More from the Ryan/Chuck summer of hotness pre-'Beautiful World'... lol
"Fancy seeing you here."
Ryan looked up and rolled his eyes when he saw a smirking Chuck walking out onto the balcony. "Are you stalking me now? Because let me tell you, stalking is never attractive."
"Is it my fault everyone always attends the same parties?" Chuck replied, moving to stand at the railing next to Ryan. "And that everyone is so completely judgmental of a little coat room sex that they can't stop glaring at me?"
"They all seem to forget all of their dirty laundry," Ryan agreed.
"Like?" Chuck asked.
Ryan paused, trying to decide whether he should do this or not, then shrugged. "Let's just say the Newpsies have a thing for propositioning underage boys for locker room hook ups. And sometimes their husbands do, too."
Chuck grinned. "I can't really say I blame them," he said. "I wouldn't be opposed..."
"Not gonna happen."
"At least I'm not more than twice your age."
"And you're not half plastic and Botox," Ryan agreed with a laugh.
Chuck grinned again. "Personally, I think several of them would have grounds for a lawsuit considering the shoddy work that was done."
"Nah, then they'd have to admit they had work done," Ryan said. "And everyone knows they are all natural beauties."
"If those women are natural beauties, then I'm a perfect gentleman," Chuck said, smiling as Ryan laughed again.
"If you're a perfect gentleman, I'm... wow, can't finish that one because nothing is as impossible as that."
"I'm wearing you down," Chuck said. "Admit it. You enjoy this verbal sparring of ours."
"It's entertaining," Ryan admitted with a smile. "And better than anything else I've got to do."
The End
"Fancy seeing you here."
Ryan looked up and rolled his eyes when he saw a smirking Chuck walking out onto the balcony. "Are you stalking me now? Because let me tell you, stalking is never attractive."
"Is it my fault everyone always attends the same parties?" Chuck replied, moving to stand at the railing next to Ryan. "And that everyone is so completely judgmental of a little coat room sex that they can't stop glaring at me?"
"They all seem to forget all of their dirty laundry," Ryan agreed.
"Like?" Chuck asked.
Ryan paused, trying to decide whether he should do this or not, then shrugged. "Let's just say the Newpsies have a thing for propositioning underage boys for locker room hook ups. And sometimes their husbands do, too."
Chuck grinned. "I can't really say I blame them," he said. "I wouldn't be opposed..."
"Not gonna happen."
"At least I'm not more than twice your age."
"And you're not half plastic and Botox," Ryan agreed with a laugh.
Chuck grinned again. "Personally, I think several of them would have grounds for a lawsuit considering the shoddy work that was done."
"Nah, then they'd have to admit they had work done," Ryan said. "And everyone knows they are all natural beauties."
"If those women are natural beauties, then I'm a perfect gentleman," Chuck said, smiling as Ryan laughed again.
"If you're a perfect gentleman, I'm... wow, can't finish that one because nothing is as impossible as that."
"I'm wearing you down," Chuck said. "Admit it. You enjoy this verbal sparring of ours."
"It's entertaining," Ryan admitted with a smile. "And better than anything else I've got to do."
The End
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Date: 2011-12-10 02:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-12-10 03:25 am (UTC)You've got to give me moooore. =)
even if it's just Lily/Rufus/Ryan bonding at the Doctors.
MUST HAVE MORE.
MORE COWBELL!
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Date: 2012-02-01 03:17 am (UTC)Would love to see when Ryan finally gives in