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Yes, this is extremely late, in fact I'm posting my commentary for both last week and this week in the same post, just under seperate cuts... Enjoy!

(Note, I'm typing things up EXACTLY as I wrote them in my notebook)

Teaser:
Ryan/Kirsten Moment!!! And she's encouraging Ryan/Taylor! I LOVE Kiki!
Wow a 2 scene teaser, that's pretty rare, usually it's one continuous scene... I think Kaitlin is a Ryan/Taylor fan... all the mroe reason to love the girl!
Poor Taylor is feeling unloved... ACK! And no one noticed them falling?! "I hope you grill your face!"?! lmao... love Taylor...
Okay... the poolhouse is a gym and Kirsten doesn't recognize Ryan... poor Woobie...
Okay am I crazy, or is the theme song different this week? Or maybe I'm oblivious and it's been different all season?

Section One:
Alt-Kiki's a bitch! LMAO! Kirsten's the Dragon Lady!
Alt-Julie's the nice one! Or at least pretending to be nice...
The Alt-Tweebs harassing Alt-Seth! And Seth is still pathetically obsessing over Summer!
Alt-Sandy's Mayor??!! AW!!! And Ryan is sure Sandy can fix what's happening in Bizarro-Newport! LMAO! Sandy and Swartznegger!
The Tweebs need their asses kicked... even in Bizarro-Newport! The Voiceover of Kirsten...
Aw! Kirsten's at Ryan's bedside! And Summer is totally upset about Ryan...
AW! Taylor found Ryan!

Section Two:
Ow... lol... Taylor, you think Ryan's funny in Real-Newport, remember? lol... and Alt-Summer is a total moron... lol... and Chester is weirder than Che... and he's cheating on Summer! With some skank I'm sure...
And Kirsten is married to Jimmy! Ew, no, wrong...
Chester's screwing Julie! I thought she had MUCH better taste than that! "M"s alive... yikes... and the look on Ryan's face when Taylor tells him... awww...
AW! The nurse called Ryan Kirsten's son and Kiki didn't correct her!
Kaitlin's the Berkeley Girl! "M" died in Tijuana! I KNEW it! I said so last week about the previews!

Section Three:
Ryan totally doesn't want to think about Kirsten's orgasms...
Taylor's a boy! And her mom is still a bitch!
I LOVE Julie...
Seth is pathetic... even more so... Ryan knows Summer so well because he secretly loves her as much as she secretly loves him... ahem...
A LOVE TAYLOR! "Go." I LVOE Ryan tons... EW!! Poor Taylor with the Chester 3some suggestion... Dumb Summer is funny and totally scary... AW! Ryan's proud of Taylor for calling Veronica a bitch!
OMFG! Dumb Summer is REALLY scary...
And Ryan's alone again...

Section Four:
Ryan trying to fix things... aww AND funny! And him getting hauled off...
Aw!! Taylor just hugging her mom and sending her away... poor Taylor... Veronica is a worse mom than Julie...
And Ryan in jail with puking Santa! LOL! Aw... Sandy bailing Ryan out then inviting him to dinner...
Poor Woobie... aw... but he left the letter and said goodbye...
Dang... they don't remember their 'dream'... too bad because Ryan needs the knowledge that he gave Marissa 3 extra years of life just by being there... but he's glad Taylor's there... yay...

Preview:
Ew... Kevin Sorbo and Julie?! EW!!!!!!! Especially considering the spoilers I've been reading... Totally ew and wrong and no... though it does give me an AU fic idea... lol

The OC - Notes on 'The Earth Girls Are Easy'
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and now for tonight's NEW episode, 'The Earth Girls Are Easy'! lol

Teaser:
Ryan SHOULD hit Seth with the squeegie! lol And the girls are being weird... well... they ARE Taylor and Summer... of course they're weird! lol Oh cool... they're doing a rewind thing to show they got to be being on the road to Vegas with the girls with a pregnancy test...
Taylor is totally Summer's new best friend! lol...
Taylor! Ryan KNOWS you're a kinky sex-starved divorcee! lol And he loves you anyway!
I love that Taylor and Summer are best friends now... lol...
And Ryan's standing next to Summer... I know he's flirtign with Taylor, but... yeah... standing next to Summer! lol I'm a shipper with two loves... lol... at leats I get my second choice! lol
"I already have this..." Ryan's funny! I LOVE Funny Ryan!
Seth is screwed...

Section One:
Okay... what did Taylor read? If they showed it, I missed it...
And the male prostitution ring... and there's Hercules... I mean Kevin Sorbo... I mean 'Frank Perry'... lol... god damn Jimmy is a lousy dad... Julie's just so nice, huh? lol "What if you get hit by a bus?" Start 2007 with a 'bang'?! omfg... Bullit is... freaky... lol... but I do kinda like him...
LMAO! Homeless guy is asking Sandy to help him beat a rap for beating up a parking meter! And Sandy's making sandwiches for Ryan's Vegas trip... awww! lol... I hate Seth sometimes... he doesn't ASK if he and Summer can come with Ryan and Taylor to Vegas, he just announces it... ugh...
And Frank is stalking Julie, it seems... I'm still not sure about Kevin Sorbo being on The OC... and knowing who he is... I'm even less sure about it... and I wonder how Frank and Bullit know eachother... but this could be interesting...
Pancakes! Uh-oh... No! I don't want Summer having Seth's kid right now! And what the hell is with the lamp and giant teddy bear, Seth?! lol

Section Two:
Ryan is slightly freaked out by Taylor's bizarre-ness, even though he should be used to it by now... Ryan is WAY to forgiving of Seth for barging in... AND Taylor is being annoying... I feel for Summer... great... now Seth is gonna think Taylor's potentially preggers with Ryan's kid... lol... oooh... but I totally got an idea for an AU fic idea from this mess... lol... and no, it doesn't invovle pregnant Taylor... lol...
Bullit's not too bad... he had the sense to ask Kaitlin to help him pick a dress for Julie... He could be a ncie stepdad for Kaitlin! lol... and I think she'd be okay with that... he's totally daddy warbucks! lol...
Now we know absolutely for sure, Ryan and Taylor haven't had sex yet... lol...
And Frank and Julie meet... lol... Frank's already seeming to be a slime ball... lol...
I really hope Summer ISN'T pregnant, but... I can't help being worried that she is... LMAO! The Slutty Alien stole Taylor's purse! LMFAO!

Section Three:
I may have missed a bit... had to go do soemthing real quick... came in at Bullit's party... Frank didn't exist until recently... itneresting... LMAO! "Kaitland" lmao...
The rave thing... and Ryan being all supportive thinking that Taylor is pregnant with someone else's kid... and poor Ryan being all confused and upset whern Taylor starts yelling... god, girl, he does NOT think you are a 'big fat divorcee whore'!
And Frank's at the party... that could be bad... lol... he's kinda creepy... lol... Poor confused Kiki! lol
Oh boy... Seth is a god damn moron... Summer oughta slap him... or punch him... we know she's REALLY good at punching stuff... Oh dude... a freaky Atomic County fan dressed as Kid Chino... funny but... freaky...
Kaitlin worried about her mom... LMAO! I think the guy meant kissing her, not eachother! lol... I LOVE KAITLIN! She's great!
Sandy showed up, yay! And he took care of Homeless guy! Yay Sandy! I think Sandy might recognize Frank, even if he doesn't consciously realize he does... and yup, he just confirmed it! lol...
And Kaitlin recognized Frank as creepy! I LOVE her! She's brilliant! So much smarter, prettier, and better than "M" ever was! lol... aww... and she's vulnerable too! She needs a hug almost as much as Ryan does... lol
And the look on Ryan's face when Summer said it's her test... and Summer stole his keys! And took off without them! LMAO! I LOVE SUMMER! Hating Seth for all his stupidity, though... and feeling bad for Ryan...

Section Four:
Hating Seth still... and Ryan's great! He spotted slutty alien girl!
And I love that Summer wants Ryan to be happy with Taylor... poor Summer, though... being all scared and thinking she might be pregnant...
Shit! And the guy slutty alien girl is with is the freaky ass dude who I think was the one Taylor was with... and the damn phone rang! And freaky Kid Chino costume kid helps them escape!
And Sandy is totally suspiscious of Frank... for good reason! And Kirsten totally called it on where Bullit found Frank! lol
Ryan rocks for advising Seth to be there for Summer... but I almsot wish Seth wouldn't be there and Ryan would be there... lol...
Aw! Bullit nicknamed Kaitlin 'Peanut'! I LOVE it! lol... I think Kaitlin is kinda wanting a father figure from Bullit... she also wanted one from Neil, but obviously that didn't work... Bullit would be better for her as a father figure, I think... Neil was kidna oblivious in many ways...
Of course Ryan doesn't think you're a whore! And she flips back the covers "Unless, of cours,e you want me to be..." LMAO! I LOVE TAYLOR! lol
And poor sad Summer... here's hoping they got the right Slutty Alien Girl and the right purse, sicne Seth didn't look in it... lol... it IS sweet of Seth to propose, baby or no baby... but I totally want her to say no... dang... she said Yes... but they hug, not passionate kiss... which says to me, she doesn't love him the way he wants her to... and she's not pregnant! YAY! There's that much at least... And Seth is totally regrettign proposing now that he knows there's no baby... I wanna smack him... A hug following a proposal, with one participant making awkward faces, does not equal true and passionate love... I'm sorry, it just doesn't...
What is Frank up to...
Sandy's looking at something... I'll bet it has to do with Frank...
With the back and forth cuts I'm sure it is...
Sandy found out who Frank is!
And Frank is Frank Atwood! Ryan's Daddy! I Knew that for like 2 weeks already, yay for spoilers (I'm such a Spoiler Slut... lol)

Preview:
A GLOW IN THE DARK RING?! That's WRONG! Seth and Summer so should not get married...
Shit! Sandy punches Frank! YAY Sandy! Frank deserves it... lol

Also, people, I have NO IDEA when I'll be updating my fics... I got a little bit of burn out, give me some time... I'm getting a second wind with Heavily Broken, but I'm also working on a General Hospital fic of mine ('The Ties That Bind', which I began YEARS ago and is currently at 100 completed chapters... lol...)

Later!