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missmara13Short, but this is an idea I've had for a long time. I've written Ryan and Puck as being roommates and friends at Berkeley, but what if Santana went to Berkeley instead of Puck? What if she and Ryan became friends? Someday, I will write the origin of their friendship, which involves Marissa being Santana's roommate and Santana hating her with a fiery passion...
"You dissed my boy, I'm not touching your skanky ass!"
Ryan turned at the sound of Santana's rage filled voice, already moving to intervene before she got herself arrested for assault. Or possibly murder judging by the look on her face. "San..." he began, starting to reach to grab her arm, only to realize she was facing off with Gina, his ex-girlfriend who had publicly dumped him that morning. "What's going on?" he asked.
"She's a psycho!" Gina said.
"Damn straight!" Santana replied. "Let me put this in terms even you're two brain cells randomly bumping together can understand. You are a skanky whore, and I don't mess with skanky whores. Especially ones who stomp all over my boy's heart. So no, you are not going to get in my panties tonight or any other night."
"Come on, Santana," Ryan said, pulling his friend away. "She's not worth it."
"Skank!" Santana fired back over her shoulder as a parting shot before letting Ryan pull her outside. "She may not be worth it, but you are!" she said as soon as they were out in the cool night air. "I'm not gonna let that skank stomp all over you!"
"You getting arrested for attempted murder is not gonna help," Ryan pointed out. When Santana shot him an annoyed look he threw up his hands. "Fine, you getting arrested for a brutal murder is not going to help!" he corrected himself, grinning as Santana laughed. "I'm swearing off girls for a while. If only to keep you from making enemies with everyone on campus."
"You're the only one here worth knowing, anyway," Santana said, grabbing his arm. "Come on, let's go get some food, then download porn onto your roommates laptop and turn them into the start-up sound."
"You're evil incarnate, Santana."
"You know you love me for it."
"Yeah, I do," Ryan agreed.
The End
I'm vaguely considering that if I was to write more in this verse... Ryan runs into Alex and sets Santana and Alex up on a date... lol... that could be epic... lol
"You dissed my boy, I'm not touching your skanky ass!"
Ryan turned at the sound of Santana's rage filled voice, already moving to intervene before she got herself arrested for assault. Or possibly murder judging by the look on her face. "San..." he began, starting to reach to grab her arm, only to realize she was facing off with Gina, his ex-girlfriend who had publicly dumped him that morning. "What's going on?" he asked.
"She's a psycho!" Gina said.
"Damn straight!" Santana replied. "Let me put this in terms even you're two brain cells randomly bumping together can understand. You are a skanky whore, and I don't mess with skanky whores. Especially ones who stomp all over my boy's heart. So no, you are not going to get in my panties tonight or any other night."
"Come on, Santana," Ryan said, pulling his friend away. "She's not worth it."
"Skank!" Santana fired back over her shoulder as a parting shot before letting Ryan pull her outside. "She may not be worth it, but you are!" she said as soon as they were out in the cool night air. "I'm not gonna let that skank stomp all over you!"
"You getting arrested for attempted murder is not gonna help," Ryan pointed out. When Santana shot him an annoyed look he threw up his hands. "Fine, you getting arrested for a brutal murder is not going to help!" he corrected himself, grinning as Santana laughed. "I'm swearing off girls for a while. If only to keep you from making enemies with everyone on campus."
"You're the only one here worth knowing, anyway," Santana said, grabbing his arm. "Come on, let's go get some food, then download porn onto your roommates laptop and turn them into the start-up sound."
"You're evil incarnate, Santana."
"You know you love me for it."
"Yeah, I do," Ryan agreed.
The End
I'm vaguely considering that if I was to write more in this verse... Ryan runs into Alex and sets Santana and Alex up on a date... lol... that could be epic... lol
