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missmara13Because it's coming so late in the day, this one is a double gift of art AND fic!
There's some bad language here (Isabella maybe be adorable, but... she's foulmouthed... lol)
"How is it I'm doing the bailing out?" Ryan asked as he stood outside the jail cell Isabella sat in.
"It was your turn?" Isabella said with a grin.
"Isa..." Ryan began, delibrately not continuing.
"I may have pepper sprayed a guy in the groin?" Isabella said.
"Seriously?" Ryan asked.
"He flashed me and I reacted!" Isabella protested.
"By pepper spraying his...?" Ryan said, unable to say it between the odd mix of amusement and discomfort at the idea, finally settling on a slight laugh.
"He laughed too," Isabella said, grinning like a little kid telling a joke. "Until it started to burn."
"So why are you in the jail cell?" Ryan said. "Self defense, right?"
"It was," the arresting office said. "Until she lunged at the guy and sprayed him in the face this time, also getting two cops in the same spray."
"Oh geeze..." Ryan began, raising a hand to his eyes and rubbing them.
"It was an accident!" Isabella said. "And you didn't hear what he called me."
"What did he say?" Ryan asked, trying not to sound too exasperated.
"He said he did it because I looked like I needed to see a good dick," Isabella said. "To which I asked if he'd been pointing towards one with the pencil between his legs, and he called me a Chink whore, and that's..."
"When you sprayed again," Ryan guessed.
"We did arrest the guy," the officer said. "And if she apologizes to the officers she got, I think we can just write this off as a misunderstanding and let her off with a warning."
"Isa?"
"Of course I'll apologize!" Isabella said. "I never meant to spray them, just pencil dick!"
~~~
After profusely apologizing to the officers and their wives, who'd arrived after finding out their husbands had been pepper sprayed and were now valiantly trying not to laugh that a 5 foot 4 inch girl took the two of them out of commision, Isabella slid under Ryan's arm to walk out. "I'm sorry you had to come bail me out," she said.
"Hey, like you said, it was my turn to bail you out," Ryan said. "Next time, you can bail me out."
"Deal," Isabella agreed.
As the doors swung shut behind them, the arresting office shook his head in amazement. "That is one brave man," he said, the other two officers, their eyes still red and puffy, nodding in agreement.
The End
There's some bad language here (Isabella maybe be adorable, but... she's foulmouthed... lol)
"How is it I'm doing the bailing out?" Ryan asked as he stood outside the jail cell Isabella sat in.
"It was your turn?" Isabella said with a grin.
"Isa..." Ryan began, delibrately not continuing.
"I may have pepper sprayed a guy in the groin?" Isabella said.
"Seriously?" Ryan asked.
"He flashed me and I reacted!" Isabella protested.
"By pepper spraying his...?" Ryan said, unable to say it between the odd mix of amusement and discomfort at the idea, finally settling on a slight laugh.
"He laughed too," Isabella said, grinning like a little kid telling a joke. "Until it started to burn."
"So why are you in the jail cell?" Ryan said. "Self defense, right?"
"It was," the arresting office said. "Until she lunged at the guy and sprayed him in the face this time, also getting two cops in the same spray."
"Oh geeze..." Ryan began, raising a hand to his eyes and rubbing them.
"It was an accident!" Isabella said. "And you didn't hear what he called me."
"What did he say?" Ryan asked, trying not to sound too exasperated.
"He said he did it because I looked like I needed to see a good dick," Isabella said. "To which I asked if he'd been pointing towards one with the pencil between his legs, and he called me a Chink whore, and that's..."
"When you sprayed again," Ryan guessed.
"We did arrest the guy," the officer said. "And if she apologizes to the officers she got, I think we can just write this off as a misunderstanding and let her off with a warning."
"Isa?"
"Of course I'll apologize!" Isabella said. "I never meant to spray them, just pencil dick!"
~~~
After profusely apologizing to the officers and their wives, who'd arrived after finding out their husbands had been pepper sprayed and were now valiantly trying not to laugh that a 5 foot 4 inch girl took the two of them out of commision, Isabella slid under Ryan's arm to walk out. "I'm sorry you had to come bail me out," she said.
"Hey, like you said, it was my turn to bail you out," Ryan said. "Next time, you can bail me out."
"Deal," Isabella agreed.
As the doors swung shut behind them, the arresting office shook his head in amazement. "That is one brave man," he said, the other two officers, their eyes still red and puffy, nodding in agreement.
The End
