Fic: "Check Out The View."
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indigorayne and a drabble request from 60schic. Humor, lots of non-specific nudity... lol... the prompt was 'Nude Beach/Nudist Colony', so... take a wild guess.
"You're a dead man," Ryan said as he looked out the sliding doors of the condo Seth had rented and saw the people on the beach. "Summer will kill you, and then I will."
"Huh?" Seth asked.
Ryan pointed out the doors. "Have a look."
Seth walked over and his jaw dropped. "Uh-oh."
"This place is gorgeous!" Summer said as she and Taylor came in, Summer carrying she and Seth's newborn daughter in her arms.
"Check out the view," Ryan said, trying not to grin as he anticipated the smack Seth was about to get.
"What a beautiful beach..." Summer began, then stopped as she looked closer. "Please tell me those people re all wearing flesh covered bathing suits?"
"Nope," Ryan said. "Your husband booked us a condo right on a nude beach."
"Cohen!" Summer snapped, putting her hand over Sarah's eyes and turning to see Seth was gone. "Seth! Get your scrawny ass down here!" she said, storming up the stairs.
"I don't see the problem," Taylor said. "It'll be fun to not ahve to worry about sand being stuck in our suits..."
"No," Ryan said simply. He loved his fiancee, he'd do anything for her, except that.
"But..."
"I draw the line at public nudity."
"What about on our bal..."
"We're on the tenth floor and no one can see us," Ryan said. "Besides, I wasn't exactly comfortable with that either."
"I'll wear the black..." Taylor began.
"No," Ryan repeated, shaking his head again. He glanced out the doors then turned away quickly. "Oh geeze," he said as the man who'd approached, the nude man, knocked on the glass and gave a friendly wave.
"Hello," Taylor said cheerfully as she opened the door.
"Hi there, I just wanted to welcome you folks to the community, and say we can't wait to see you at our events...
"I think we'll be leaving earlier than we planned," Ryan said, still with his back turned.
"Is there something wrong with the condo?" the man asked.
"My brother booked it, and he sort of... he didn't realize the beach was a... nude beach," Ryan said. "We're not really... nude people."
"They're beign prudish about it," Taylor said. "I think it's wonderful!"
"You don't have stretchmarks!" Summer said as she came back down. She stared at the man for a moment, then turned away, her hand going to cover Sarah's eyes again. "I'm sorry, but I really don't want to expose my 3 week old daughter to strange men's penises, so please get out," she said.
"There's lots of children and babies..." the man began, but Ryan quickly came to Summer's rescue by turning back to the door, keeping his gaze on the man's face.
"Sir, really, my sister-in-law isn't happy about this, and under the best of circumstances she can be a little... you really don't want to know where she is probably thinking of stabbing a fork if you don't..." He didn't even have to finish before the man had all but run out the doors. "He's gone, Roberts," Ryan reported. "I didn't hear the sounds of a homicide..."
"I let Seth live, but only because I didn't feel like driving on the way back and it wouldn't be fair to make you do it."
"Thanks for that," Ryan said.
"I really don't see why either of you are..."
"I repeat, you don't have stretchmarks," Summer said.
"They're beautiful stretchmarks," Seth called from the stairs. "Is naked man gone?"
"No thanks to you," Summer said. "Our daughter may be traumatized now!"
"Not as badly as I am," Ryan muttered. "I can't believe you didn't notice the place was a nudist colony!"
"I kinda just looked at the pictures of pretty scenery..." Seth began.
"You what?!" Summer yelled.
"The beach and the trees and the condos! No naked people, I swear!" Seth said.
"Why don't we jsut make the best of it?" Taylor said. "I can enjoy the beach..."
"Without me," Ryan said firmly. "I'm putting myself in the category Summer put Sarah, I do not need to be exposed to... that."
"You can't even say it, can you?" Taylor asked, amused.
"Atwood, you wanna take me and Sarah to lunch somewhere that people are fully clothed?" Summer asked.
"Sounds like a great idea," Ryan agreed hurriedly. "Seth?"
"Yeah?"
"Find us somewhere else to stay," Ryan said.
"And pack our stuff back up again, too," Summer said. "Thanks."
"I'm thinking we can get something from one of the restraunts we passe din town, then find a normal beach and have a picnic?" Ryan said. "Get some nice fresh air with the nice clothed people."
"Excellent idea," Summer said, following him out.
When the door closed and the rover started up, Taylor turned to Seth, shrugging. "Want to check out the beach?"
Seth opened and closed his mouth a few times. "No," he finally said. "I'm gonna find a phone book."
"I'm going to go see if that nice man will give me a tour," Taylor said, hurrying out the back door and looking around for the man who'd come to say hello."
~~~~
"They did it again," an older woman was saying as Ryan balanced Sarah on one hip while waiting for Summer to finish in the gas station bathroom.
"What is wrong with those people?" a younger woman woman said. "I can handle having the nudists so close, but do they have to keep coming into town?"
Ryan looked up, curious about what had sparked the conversation, and grimaced when he saw a small group of nudists, now wearing what looked like beach towels wrapped around them, being guided out of a few police cars and into the station. "Oh no," he said, recognizing Taylo as the nude woman who was scolding a deputy. "Oh no..."
"What's wrong?" Summer asked as she returned and took Sarah from him.
"Look," Ryan said, gesturing.
"Oh my god!" Summer said. "Taylor?!"
"I'm gonna kill my brother," Ryan said. "I mean it, Sumer, you're gonna be a widow. But I promise, as soon as I get released form jail, I'll be a great father figure for Sarah."
"You won't get jail time, they'll rule it justifiable homicide," Summer replied, sighing.
"Are you two alright?" the older woman asked.
"My husband, his brother,booked us into a condo right on the nude beach," Summer began. "And the woman doing the scolding across the street? Is my brother-in-law's fiancee."
"Unfortunately, they tend to get themselves arrested quite often for leaving their beach for other, non-designated, areas," the younger woman said. "They're nice enough people, but... the law is the law."
"I'm gonna do worse than kill Seth," Ryan said suddenly as Taylor wipped off the towel exposing herself to the world. "I'm gonna tell Kirsten and Sandy."
"I like that idea," Summer said.
The End
My request for prompts for a custom made prompt table is here. Basically, I'm begging that you go to that post, give me a couple prompts (dialogue, random lyrics, anything...) and I will add the prompts to the table and I PROMISE to write a fic of at least 1000 words for EVERY SINGLE prompt I get. This one is 1073, it's 1028 as posted in response to60schic, so I added a tiny bit more to the end... lol
indigorayne and a drabble request from 60schic. Humor, lots of non-specific nudity... lol... the prompt was 'Nude Beach/Nudist Colony', so... take a wild guess."You're a dead man," Ryan said as he looked out the sliding doors of the condo Seth had rented and saw the people on the beach. "Summer will kill you, and then I will."
"Huh?" Seth asked.
Ryan pointed out the doors. "Have a look."
Seth walked over and his jaw dropped. "Uh-oh."
"This place is gorgeous!" Summer said as she and Taylor came in, Summer carrying she and Seth's newborn daughter in her arms.
"Check out the view," Ryan said, trying not to grin as he anticipated the smack Seth was about to get.
"What a beautiful beach..." Summer began, then stopped as she looked closer. "Please tell me those people re all wearing flesh covered bathing suits?"
"Nope," Ryan said. "Your husband booked us a condo right on a nude beach."
"Cohen!" Summer snapped, putting her hand over Sarah's eyes and turning to see Seth was gone. "Seth! Get your scrawny ass down here!" she said, storming up the stairs.
"I don't see the problem," Taylor said. "It'll be fun to not ahve to worry about sand being stuck in our suits..."
"No," Ryan said simply. He loved his fiancee, he'd do anything for her, except that.
"But..."
"I draw the line at public nudity."
"What about on our bal..."
"We're on the tenth floor and no one can see us," Ryan said. "Besides, I wasn't exactly comfortable with that either."
"I'll wear the black..." Taylor began.
"No," Ryan repeated, shaking his head again. He glanced out the doors then turned away quickly. "Oh geeze," he said as the man who'd approached, the nude man, knocked on the glass and gave a friendly wave.
"Hello," Taylor said cheerfully as she opened the door.
"Hi there, I just wanted to welcome you folks to the community, and say we can't wait to see you at our events...
"I think we'll be leaving earlier than we planned," Ryan said, still with his back turned.
"Is there something wrong with the condo?" the man asked.
"My brother booked it, and he sort of... he didn't realize the beach was a... nude beach," Ryan said. "We're not really... nude people."
"They're beign prudish about it," Taylor said. "I think it's wonderful!"
"You don't have stretchmarks!" Summer said as she came back down. She stared at the man for a moment, then turned away, her hand going to cover Sarah's eyes again. "I'm sorry, but I really don't want to expose my 3 week old daughter to strange men's penises, so please get out," she said.
"There's lots of children and babies..." the man began, but Ryan quickly came to Summer's rescue by turning back to the door, keeping his gaze on the man's face.
"Sir, really, my sister-in-law isn't happy about this, and under the best of circumstances she can be a little... you really don't want to know where she is probably thinking of stabbing a fork if you don't..." He didn't even have to finish before the man had all but run out the doors. "He's gone, Roberts," Ryan reported. "I didn't hear the sounds of a homicide..."
"I let Seth live, but only because I didn't feel like driving on the way back and it wouldn't be fair to make you do it."
"Thanks for that," Ryan said.
"I really don't see why either of you are..."
"I repeat, you don't have stretchmarks," Summer said.
"They're beautiful stretchmarks," Seth called from the stairs. "Is naked man gone?"
"No thanks to you," Summer said. "Our daughter may be traumatized now!"
"Not as badly as I am," Ryan muttered. "I can't believe you didn't notice the place was a nudist colony!"
"I kinda just looked at the pictures of pretty scenery..." Seth began.
"You what?!" Summer yelled.
"The beach and the trees and the condos! No naked people, I swear!" Seth said.
"Why don't we jsut make the best of it?" Taylor said. "I can enjoy the beach..."
"Without me," Ryan said firmly. "I'm putting myself in the category Summer put Sarah, I do not need to be exposed to... that."
"You can't even say it, can you?" Taylor asked, amused.
"Atwood, you wanna take me and Sarah to lunch somewhere that people are fully clothed?" Summer asked.
"Sounds like a great idea," Ryan agreed hurriedly. "Seth?"
"Yeah?"
"Find us somewhere else to stay," Ryan said.
"And pack our stuff back up again, too," Summer said. "Thanks."
"I'm thinking we can get something from one of the restraunts we passe din town, then find a normal beach and have a picnic?" Ryan said. "Get some nice fresh air with the nice clothed people."
"Excellent idea," Summer said, following him out.
When the door closed and the rover started up, Taylor turned to Seth, shrugging. "Want to check out the beach?"
Seth opened and closed his mouth a few times. "No," he finally said. "I'm gonna find a phone book."
"I'm going to go see if that nice man will give me a tour," Taylor said, hurrying out the back door and looking around for the man who'd come to say hello."
~~~~
"They did it again," an older woman was saying as Ryan balanced Sarah on one hip while waiting for Summer to finish in the gas station bathroom.
"What is wrong with those people?" a younger woman woman said. "I can handle having the nudists so close, but do they have to keep coming into town?"
Ryan looked up, curious about what had sparked the conversation, and grimaced when he saw a small group of nudists, now wearing what looked like beach towels wrapped around them, being guided out of a few police cars and into the station. "Oh no," he said, recognizing Taylo as the nude woman who was scolding a deputy. "Oh no..."
"What's wrong?" Summer asked as she returned and took Sarah from him.
"Look," Ryan said, gesturing.
"Oh my god!" Summer said. "Taylor?!"
"I'm gonna kill my brother," Ryan said. "I mean it, Sumer, you're gonna be a widow. But I promise, as soon as I get released form jail, I'll be a great father figure for Sarah."
"You won't get jail time, they'll rule it justifiable homicide," Summer replied, sighing.
"Are you two alright?" the older woman asked.
"My husband, his brother,booked us into a condo right on the nude beach," Summer began. "And the woman doing the scolding across the street? Is my brother-in-law's fiancee."
"Unfortunately, they tend to get themselves arrested quite often for leaving their beach for other, non-designated, areas," the younger woman said. "They're nice enough people, but... the law is the law."
"I'm gonna do worse than kill Seth," Ryan said suddenly as Taylor wipped off the towel exposing herself to the world. "I'm gonna tell Kirsten and Sandy."
"I like that idea," Summer said.
The End
My request for prompts for a custom made prompt table is here. Basically, I'm begging that you go to that post, give me a couple prompts (dialogue, random lyrics, anything...) and I will add the prompts to the table and I PROMISE to write a fic of at least 1000 words for EVERY SINGLE prompt I get. This one is 1073, it's 1028 as posted in response to
60schic, so I added a tiny bit more to the end... lol
